MONEY

Subject: Money

It can buy a House

But not a Home.

It can buy a Bed

But not Sleep.

It can buy a Clock

But not Time.

It can buy you a Book

But not Knowledge.

It can buy you a Position

But not Respect.

It can buy you Medicine

But not Health.

It can buy you Blood

But not Life.

It can buy you Sex

But not Love.

So you see money isn't everything. I tell you all this because I am your Friend, and as your Friend I want to take away your pain and suffering..... so send me all your money and I will suffer for you. A truer Friend than me you will never find.

CASH ONLY PLEASE.