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Make yourself at home! Clean my kitchen.
Not the brightest crayon in the box now, are we?
Don't bother me. I'm living happily everafter.
I've found Jesus. He was behind the sofa the whole time.
You! Off my planet !!
Therapy is expensive, poppin' bubblewrap is cheap! You choose.
The Bible was written by the same people who said the Earth was flat.
I'm not crazy, I've just been in a very bad mood for 30 years.
Better living through denial.
Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
Do they ever shut up on your planet?
I'm just working here till a good fast-food job opens up.
I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
Don't worry. I forgot your name, too!
How many times do I have to flush before you go away?
I just want revenge. Is that so wrong?
I work 40 hours a week to be this poor.
You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing.
Macho Law forbids me from admitting I'm wrong.
Not all men are annoying. Some are dead.
Ambivalent? Well, yes and no.
Everyone thinks I'm psychotic, except for my friends deep inside the earth.
Earth is full. Go home.
Is it time for your medication or mine?
Aw, did I step on your poor itty bitty ego?
I refuse to star in your psychodrama